Saturday, May 2, 2026

The 4 Most Boring Tech Takes on the Internet (and counting)

These takes are everywhere and good grief are they boring 🥱

When you see one, you can be certain of a few things:

  • the most interesting, nuanced aspects of the topic won't be covered
  • the author is optimizing for clicks over precision [that's fine, that's the game]
  • the post tells you more about what the subject wants you to believe, or is afraid of, than the topic itself

In rank order

#1. Anything that contains the word "moat" 

There is a 90% chance the poster doesn't understand the term's serious meaning and that whatever they are referencing is neither new nor a moat


#2. "_________ is dead" 

Probably not, and definitely not on whatever timeline that's being proposed.

#3. "X just killed Y" 

90% chance the author doesn't understand one of the variables, if not both, and the entire analysis is flawed

#4. "Steve Jobs would have never [fill in the blank]"

This person never worked for Steve Jobs, probably doesn't understand Apple's strategy then or now, boring boring boring 

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